according to your birthday, in 2016, you will
1-5: steal
6-10: consume
11-15: master
16-20: battle with
21-25: hoard
26-31: transform intojanuary: anime
february: chocolate
march: knives
april: potatoes
may: flowers
june: seaweed
july: the Declaration of Independence
august: puppies
september: school supplies
october: bones
november: crispy leaves
december: snowflakesIm transforming into bones does that mean im going to die
consume chocolate? Dang, this one’s legit. Can confirm.
Master crispy leaves. I am the autumnal mage!
transform into knives
…okay
Battle… with FLOWERS
Consume snowflakes. Uh. Let’s pretend it intends ice cream and I think that’s a bit more accurate. Although if it snows I will, as usual, go outside with my cosiest coat on and… ok. yep.
(via osheamobile)




